She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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