we have officially lost it.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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