how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
so much tequila, so little girl.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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