she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
last night I used snow as a chaser
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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