Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
this boner is exhausting
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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