When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You pole danced in your parka.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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