Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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