i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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