tequila makes me forget i have legs
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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