so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Dignity is for republicans.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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