guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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