Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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