How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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