:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?