Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.