yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.