I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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