If that was your dad, he is hot
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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