Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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