My room smells like vodka and shame
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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