when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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