let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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