WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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