The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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