So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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