shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Mom said you looked used
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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