What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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