Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I want a musical about memes.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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