Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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