All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize