Where is the hickey?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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