Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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