You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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