Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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