If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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