Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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