Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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