i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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