Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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