so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
