At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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