I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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