So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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