and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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