So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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