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Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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