pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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