batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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