Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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