When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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