Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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