Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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