I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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