Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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