So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You left your phone here
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If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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