I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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