Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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